Every IT pro has a wish list.
Fewer tickets. Better tickets. A backup that restores on the first try. One script that fixes an complex issue forever, with absolutely zero risk of demonic recursion, merge conflicts of the soul, wild-scale corruption, or 3am ticket escalations.
Quick fixes can feel amazing… right up until they become another cautionary tale.
Join us for NinjaOne’s fifth annual IT Horror Fest, where brave souls dig up skeletons buried deep in the server closet and recount the haunting (often hilarious) experiences that taught them lessons they won’t soon forget.
Prepare to face:
- True stories, told straight. Outages, oversights, and “it passed in testing” moments. Zombie servers, ghost accounts, and end users being… well, end users (scream!).
- The fix that would’ve worked. For every nightmare, the step that would have stopped it, including the unglamorous people-and-process answers.
- Scrippy’s One-Line Fix. Crack open a wish and see how our over-eager script imp grants it. Think you can write one he can’t twist? Try if you dare.
- Takeaways that will protect you. Free scripts and checklists you can use Monday morning.